You fucking hit me, then apologize. Well guess what, apology not fucking accepted.
Does anyone know the website where you upload a picture of yourself and you can try on different hair colors?
“Peeta’s a baker’s son.” ((…That’s great. Thanks, really.))
“Since there’s no help, come let us kiss and part;”
Oh…
“With Adah, Laban buried his youth, his strength, and perhaps some forgotten better self.”
Okay…
“Who shall conceive the horrors of my secret toil as I dabbled among the unhallowed damps of the grave or tortured the living animal to animate the lifeless clay?”
… Dagnabbit, Frankenstein.
“In 1989, however, the noted southern theologian Hanson Edwin Rose dramatically revised this reading.”
well, thanks House of Leaves. that was largely unexciting.
“‘Last, but the most important, rule for you to remember at all times is number seventeen,’ adds Guard Arnett in an ominous warning”“
UH EXCUSE ME
Rule 17 is ‘failure to obey any of the above rules may result in punishment,’ nOO I DON’T NEED RULES AND PUNISHMENT, THAT DOESN’T SOUND HEALTHY
“When she got back to the Cheshire Cat, she was surprised to find quite the crowd gathered round it: there was a dispute going on between the executioner, the king, and the queen, who were all talking at once, while all the rest were quite silent, and looked very uncomfortable.”
Hm.
“Hi Evan, I’ll be right with you,” the waitress at the small diner Evan liked to frequent said.
That’s from Winter Town. Which is a good book. I suggest you read it.
What it says for my life I’m not really sure.
“A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”
I’m never getting laid.“Take care of your son”
FUCK
“That dog almost bit me!”
no„„,
“This defusion would be the source of the general character of harshness and cruelty exhibited by the ideal—its dictatorial ‘Thou shalt.”
Well jeez
” Those who earned his displeasure were heavily fined or brutally whipped”
OMFG
“When you think about the CIA, you probably imagine two of our most popular and enduring myths.”
oh
“Simultaneously, the area you can move around in will shrink.” -Battle Royale
“Baby you know we don’t get drunk very often…” - Soc from The Outsiders.
(Source: your-savior-amon)
don’t know if i ever posted this on my old blog, haha. but yup.
andrew you’re gonna get hit by a car!!!! move!!
My mood can change in an instant.
Everyone smiles when I’m out of the picture.
(Source: shawnasaurus)
You just don’t understand how much I hate people and life.
(Source: omfgcuhristal, via suckafreesarah)
